| Imdb rating: | 6.4 (with 3613 votes) | Year: | 2008 | Genres: | Comedy | |
Hamlet 2 Storyline
In this irreverent comedy, a failed actor-turned-worse-high-school-drama-teacher rallies his Tucson, AZ students as he conceives and stages politically incorrect musical sequel to Shakespeare's Hamlet.
Actors
Coogan, Steve as Dana Marschz, Keener, Catherine as Brie Marschz, Soria, Joseph Julian as Octavio, Astin, Skylar as Rand Posin, Strole, Phoebe as Epiphany Sellars, Diaz, Melonie as Ivonne, Pantoja, Arnie as Vitamin J, Esparza, Michael as Chuy, Amenula, Natalie as Yolanda, Bell, Marshall as Principal Rocker, Arquette, David as Gary, Shue, Elisabeth as Elisabeth Shue, Poehler, Amy as Cricket Feldstein, Pepe, Shea as Noah Sapperstein, Rodríguez, Marco as Mr. Marquez
Hamlet 2 quotes
- Brie Marschz: Maybe it's better that we just can't get pregnant. I feel like we shouldn't pass on this gene pool.
- Cricket Feldstein: Well, this play is gonna bitch-slap Broadway like a cheap hooker at a gangbang.
Dana Marschz: Uh... yeah.
Cricket Feldstein: Y'know, and those Bible-humping protesters can suck a bag of dicks, 'cause all I ended up doing was giving you free publicity.
Dana Marschz: Yeah, and did you see my dressing room? It has a bidet!
Elisabeth Shue: That was a sink.
Dana Marschz: It was? - Epiphany Sellars: What about the acting?
Rand Posin: [reading their play's review] "It is perhaps best not to mention the acting. In the theater, actors endeavor to simulate human emotion. Rand Posin and Epiphany Sellars flap their lips and wave their arms like malfunctioning wind-up toys..."
Dana Marschz: That's enough! Every trimester we get fisted by this guy!
Epiphany Sellars: [to Rand] What's "fisted"?
Rand Posin: [genuine or feigned confusion] What?
Dana Marschz: I have so much anger. I feel like I've been raped. In the face! - Cricket Feldstein: You wanna hit me? I would love it if you hit me! I'm married to a Jew, I've got nothing to lose!
- Dana Marschz: It's getting late... and my wife is ovulating.
Hamlet 2 goofs
- FACT: When the drama students are forbidden to stage their play on school property, they move the show to a warehouse used for raves because promoters won't be using it because they are at Burning Man Festival in Nevada. But the play supposedly takes place near end of traditional school year (May or June) and Burning Man always takes place on Labor Day, in September.
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